Saturday, December 31, 2005

Sanjay Ramasamy speaks again





Thannambikkai-kum thalaiganathukkum oru nool allavu thaan vithiyaasam…

- ennnala full adichittu steadya nikka mudiyumnu solrathu thannambikkai
- ennnala mattum thaan full adichittu steadyaaa nikka mudiyummnu solrathu thalaiganam.

Kastappattu koodicha raw-va sarakku adikka mudiyathu.
Ishtappattu koodicha thaan raw-va sarakku adikka mudiyum.

Adikara thaniyea virumbi adippom…





Tuesday, December 27, 2005

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF MR.BEAN JOKES









CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs

SPELLING LESSON :
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

MR BEAN MEETS THE DOCTOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

WHILE USING ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

MARRIAGE:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

WHATS LIFE









Life brings us lots of surprises every moment. we may plan something to do but it may never happen. as people say "man proposes, god disposes". whatever we plan in our life, is not guaranteed to happen. dont think i am a pessimist. i am an optimist. i think positively, but i do know that expectations in all of its kinds gives us dissappointments. sometimes i used to think "hi whats this? what am i doing now? whats am i supposed to do? did i ever even think that i would be doing this in my life!" every day is a surprise and we should be ready to welcome it, sorrow or happiness whatever it is.

The art of living sucessfully,
consists of being able to hold
two opposite ideas in tension at the same time;
first, to make long-term plans,
as if we were going to live forever,
and second, to conduct ourselves daily
as if we were going to die tomorrow.
- Sydney J. Harris

அவரவர் பிராரப்தப்பிரகாரம் அதற்கானவன்
ஆங்காங்கு இருந்து ஆட்டுவிப்பன்;
என்றும் நடவாதது என் முயற்சிக்கினும் நடவாது;
நடப்பது என் தடை செய்யினும் நில்லாது;
இதுவே திண்ணம் ஆகலின்
மெளனமாய் இருக்கை நன்று!...
- ரமண மகரிஷி

When Bill Gates dies...

"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not
sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped
society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the
world, and yet you created that infernal Windows. I'm going to do
something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where
you want to go!"

Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between
the two?"

God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will
help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"

"Sure!" said Bill.

"Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with
clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running
around, lying in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun
was shining and the temperature was just perfect!!

Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see
Heaven!"

To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy
white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about
playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing
as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his
decision. "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."

"As you desire," said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to
see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall,
screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned
and tortured by demons.

"How ya doing,' Bill?" asked God.

Bill responded with anguish and despair. "This is awful! This is not
what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful
women playing in the water?"

"Oh, THAT!" said God.

"That was the screen saver !"






Wednesday, December 07, 2005

கனவு தேசம்


பூக்கள் மடிவதில்லை,
சூரியன் மறைவதில்லை,
நிலவு தேய்வதில்லை,
எண்ணங்கள் மனதினில் பூட்டப்படுவதில்லை,
பூட்டாமல்,
வெளியிட எதிர்ப்பில்லை,
என் கனவு தேசத்தின்
இந்த இயல்புகள் தோன்ற
நேரமும் வரவில்லை,
என் பயணமும் முடியவில்லை,