Thursday, December 15, 2005

When Bill Gates dies...

"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not
sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped
society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the
world, and yet you created that infernal Windows. I'm going to do
something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where
you want to go!"

Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between
the two?"

God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will
help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"

"Sure!" said Bill.

"Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with
clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running
around, lying in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun
was shining and the temperature was just perfect!!

Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see

To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy
white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about
playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing
as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his
decision. "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."

"As you desire," said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to
see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall,
screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned
and tortured by demons.

"How ya doing,' Bill?" asked God.

Bill responded with anguish and despair. "This is awful! This is not
what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful
women playing in the water?"

"Oh, THAT!" said God.

"That was the screen saver !"


Paurna said...

thats really funny dude.where did u get this.nice post many such jokes

வேதா said...

hi paurna,
thanks for visiting. i get a lot of similar jokes thro mail. i will certainly post them

Delhi_tamilan said...

I really Enjoyed reading it!