Tuesday, January 03, 2006


Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh...,

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total
is $49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan,

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
some and collect it on your motorcycle..."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,...registration number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
diabetic....... "

Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

Customer: [Faints]


unknown said...

nice one:-)

வேதா said...

@ ammu,
thanks and wish u a happy new year

Ram said...

Sure that the person who said this must be a prophet, in this information age ppl are slowly loosing their privacy, this will definitely happen in the future

unknown said...

Hi veda,
ur poem is too good....u cann't u start writing:-)
thanks for dropping ur words

வேதா said...

@ ram and ammu,
thanks yaar

Raju said...

I saw this post in Ram's blog..

வேதா said...

@ raju,
i dont own any copyright for this post. it was forwarded to me. when i find any such interesting stories i post it so that others may enjoy it. its all in the game yaar.